Swine can be a deadly thing.
A Utah woman who affectionaly goes by the name of Cameo Adawn Crispi, we can’t make that up, has been accused of burning bacon to start a fire in her ex-boyfriend’s house. Crispi acknowledged Tuesday that she put the pieces of bacon on a cookie sheat and turned the burner on high on March 14th. Upon arrival, police found smoke coming out the front door and coal in front of a wooden stove.
After a brief struggle, the 32 year old woman was arrested. Charging documents state that Crispi’s blood alcohol level was 0.346, more than four times the legal limit for driving.
Crispi pleaded guilty to reduced charges of reckless burning, intoxication, and attempted assault by a prisoner.
The lesson here folks is, don’t let your bacon get to Crispi, you might end up in jail.
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