Today on World’s Dumbest Criminals…
A former UPS employee was accused of stealing a package contianing a $160,000 diamond and trading it for $20 worth of weed. There’s a lot of wrong that happened here. First of all who is sending a diamond through UPS to anyone? The rate of packages that are stolen is too great a number for anyone to think that would be okay. Our dear friend who stole the diamond and traded it for weed, well you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Walter Earl Morrison, 20, thought the package he swipped at the Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix only contained cash. Authorities are calling Morrison the “half-baked bandit” after they found he traded the precious stone for about 2 joints worth of marijuana. The diamond was later recovered and given to it’s rightful owner. Morrison was arrested on September 16 on a felony theft charge and was scheduled for arraignment October 1.
Silly kids throwing their lives away for mediocre amounts of marijuana. Should have just used the money you make at UPS to buy that small amount mister bandit.