We see nothing wrong with this.
A South Carolina woman was arrested Monday after “allegedly” hitting a man who she says passed gas in her face according to The Huffington Post. Surprisingly that’s all she did, but to each is own.
In documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, Jessica Cerney, 33, told police 64-yea old Darrell McKnight came home drunk at about 7:45 and let one rip in her face as she was laying on the couch. As anyone would do in this situation, Cerney became furious and walked outside. It was at this moment that McKnight should have known he passed messing up because he followed her outside. An argument ensued after Cerney claims McKnight approached her in a “threatening manner”. Cerney sent 3 punches to McKnight’s face, sending him to the hospital for a swollen eye.
Both were charged with disorderly conduct and fighting. McKnight should have been charged with jail time for farting in this innocent woman’s face. Fart in our face and you’ll get more than a swollen eye, but that’s just us.
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